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[Sep. 3rd, 2007|11:51 pm] |
Yo. I'm back from maternity leave.
With a whole new respect for women. adkljnkdalmddfnjjk
Since most of my old friends died off, I should probably make new ones. BFF slot is open, unless Jun rises from the grave. You know you wanna fill it. I'm useful to have around.
Yeah. |
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[Jul. 17th, 2007|02:06 pm] |
I need a fandom post. And Nabiki needs to be put back in her place.
So I wrote fanfiction of my most FAVORITEST pairing in my fandom: Nabiki Tendo/Tatewaki Kuno. IT IS THE ONE TRUE PAIRING.
Title: Nabiki Tendo's Secret Desire
Fandom: Ranma 1/2
Pairing: Nabiki/Kuno or Kuno/Nabiki whatever.
Author: Me.
( Rated S for Sexy )
( Most of the fic is actually from here, edited a little. Ranma claims it as his own, but it's not. ) |
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[Jul. 11th, 2007|12:36 pm] |
... There are about 3 people who need to have their asses kicked.
2 are girls.
1 is getting a piggyback ride right off a cliff.
The other BETTER FUCKING BURN THOSE PICTURES IF SHE KNOWS WHAT'S GOOD FOR HER.
And the third one should start enjoying being conscious because they ain't gonna be that way for long.
Inflatable beach toy my ass.
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Kyon. I think you, me, and your.. thing would ALL be happier if we pretend two days ago never happened. |
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[Jul. 10th, 2007|01:27 pm] |
I was going to write an entry a few days ago about my 'reawakening' but decided to wait until now because everyone else seems to be having difficulties of their own... and I didn't want to impose..
Manson-san and Danny-san seem to have gone crazy. Koizumi-san, I heard you were hurt.. is there anything I can do to help? I know a wonderful doctor who lives just down the street? Thank you for trying to stop Danny-san, I only wish I could have helped, but I had to help oneesan Kasumi prepare dinner.
I haven't heard from Watarase-san in a while, so I phoned him yesterday. Unfortunately, I got his answering machine. Hopefully there's nothing wrong with him..
Oh, and how could I forget! Kyon-san and I went to the Boso-Hanto peninsula yesterday afternoon! We found the nicest little beach with very little people and stayed there for hours. ^_^ Oneesan Nabiki let me borrow a cute bathing suit (I chose the least revealing... oneesan had quite a few, ah, questionable suits) and Grandfather Happosai lent me some of his beach toys! One was the cutest little inflatable toy, though it kept moving on its own toward my chest when Kyon-san wasn't around.. hm.
We also got ice cream (I love parfaits!) and took some funny pictures in one of those Purikura things. I hope you had a good time, Kyon-san. I enjoyed your company very much!
I think... this is the happiest I've ever been in a very long time.
[THE ENTRY HAS BEEN IC-LY DELETED, but is remaining here for OOC purposes.] |
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[Jun. 24th, 2007|08:52 pm] |
Here ya go, Itsuki. This was easier than you probably meant it t'be:
I love myself.
And Azusa, piggyback rides are ¥5,000. ¥10,000 for you.
..... I'm back at home. Jun hasn't been around. Neither's Shampoo. Mousse is preoccupied with his new family what an idiot. And I just got a challenge letter from Ecuador. Loser.
Nothing else is going on that I care about.
Edit: And some baby is threatening to kill me unless I go with this guy to find a hill. .. What? Society today, jeez. |
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[Jun. 10th, 2007|03:12 pm] |
Good news: Back at Jun's house, getting fat on bugs hiding under his bathroom sink. Totally BFFs with Kyon now, even sent him a sparkly BFF ring. It's pink. Will beat him up if he doesn't wear it. Got one to match. It's not pink. Got one for Jun, it's purple. Kyon swore he'd buy me as much pizza I can eat. Gonna starve self for days and drive local pizza buffet into poor house. AFTER the old ghoul/mummy/leather neck turns me back into a guy.
Bad news: Bob is an evil, sadistic bastard. Newt again. Probably gonna have to date Shampoo to get magical newt cure. Life sucks.
Oh yeah, and anybody worried about Kyon: he's not gonna be around for another few days, he's curled up in a corner somewhere in a fetal position, sucking his thumb. Jun's trying to comfort him, but kinda making it worse.
Almost being gangraped does that to ya.
He's gonna be staying with us til' he's a little less traumatized. |
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[Jun. 7th, 2007|03:08 am] |
Sup. I'm posting at 3AM. Someone's gotta be awake to make sure the rapists don't bust down the door and take advantage of Kyon all at once. Without it being filmed first. I got the camera in my computer all set up and ready. And a night vision program just in case they do it without turning the lights on.
This place really ain't that bad. Kyon's whining too much-- not EVERYBODY is out to get in his pants. Just, like, fifty-sixty percent of the student body. He's just gotta make sure he doesn't drop the soap bend over or go anywhere without a buddy.
Of all the places we coulda' been sent, Bell Liberty Academy is easy street. And I'm not a newt anymore. And no one's trying to beat me up they're too weak lol. And there aren't any crazy girls with mallets. It's kinda like a vacation, with tons of gay guys and Kyon bitching in my ear every five seconds.
I'LL TAKE IT.
Edit: Why did I click that link Mousse gave Ryoga in his last post. WHY. |
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[Jun. 4th, 2007|10:17 pm] |
Mm. Sweet, delicious flies. |
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| mor bnf championship stuff. |
[Jun. 4th, 2007|12:56 am] |
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I dunno the first thing about Harry Potter, or England, or abra cadabra or any of that fairy magic-y crap. So I asked some guy in my grade what he knew about England, and he started singing this weird song.
Which I googled.
And came up with this.
( SAY YOU CAN HANDLE MY LOVE ARE YOU FOR REAL ) |
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[May. 31st, 2007|10:46 pm] |
Akane Tendo THE TROLL FORMERLY KNOWN AS AKANE TENDO is back on the market.
Whoever wants rabies it, take it. See if I care.
Your funeral. |
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